the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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