I'm so fucking centered right now
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So much rum. So many feels.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
