just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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