Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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