I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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