I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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