I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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