Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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