he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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