I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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