so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Someone came in the potted fern
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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