It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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