everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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