Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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