that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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