Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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