That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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