you mean i was at the winter classic?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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