ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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