if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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