why didn't you poke me back
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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