well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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