how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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