Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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