I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have tasted many bathrooms
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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