I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So many bounce houses so little time
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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