The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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