OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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