Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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