...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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