I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I need a hoe opinion
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