I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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