Your tits are I can't wait for
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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