Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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