Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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