Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize