New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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