brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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