tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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