So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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