I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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