Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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