I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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