Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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