I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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