I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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