The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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