I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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