Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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