what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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