we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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