Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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