she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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