It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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