She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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