So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
