it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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