Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
