You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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