Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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